In the past 2 days, I wrote 2 incident reports about clients getting injured in my presence. My supervisor said that I get a gold star for writing up the most incident reports of any employee in the program. Even the company safety officer recognizes me as "the one who was bitten by that kid". My coworker thinks that we should start bubble wrapping our clients when I'm around, or give them one of those sumo wrestler padded suits.

I'm beginning to wonder if that black cat that crossed my path last week is the culprit of my poor luck. =?